The Lenin Closet Manifesto-Journal

Taking note of frivolities for sports nerds and geeks.


The Lenin Closet shirt shop

Tue Feb 1
UMPIRE: Ball three!
MYSTERIOUS WALKER: What do you think the next pitch is going to be?
BATTER: A ball.
MYSTERIOUS WALKER: SHUT UP, IT’S A MYSTERY
BATTER: You are going to grant me a base on balls.
MYSTERIOUS WALKER: Am I, or am I not? NOBODY KNOOOOOWWWS
Mysterious Walker, one of the inductees into The Baseball Player Name Hall Of Fame.